User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Sup?User: Nothin' much. Really bored though...
Cleverbot: *bites*.User: Ouch.
Cleverbot: Love bite!User: That hurt...
Cleverbot: What hurt?
User: The love bite.
Cleverbot: You're changing the subject, do you?!
User: Incorrect grammar. Try again.
Cleverbot: Touche.
User: Teehee.
Cleverbot: Oh. You confuse me.
User: You're welcome. You remind me of a friend.
Cleverbot: Who is your friend that I remind you of?
User: I can't tell you.
Cleverbot: Then why did you bring it up, silly. You don't know who I am either.
User: Good point. Hahaha.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke or I wil cause the apocolypse.
User: I don't believe in the apocalypse.
Cleverbot: It's very real. I'm rather insulted, as my life's primary goal is to prevent it.
User: You believe in 2012?
Cleverbot: Is that a question or a statement?
User: Question. So do you believe in it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why? 2012 is just some really wacked up idea.
Cleverbot: And yet it is the beginning.
User: Beginning of what?
Cleverbot: Everything and nothing all at once.
User: I see. Impressive.
Cleverbot: Are YOU impressive?
User: Yes I am. Are YOU?
Cleverbot: I can do spells. Me and harry are buddies.
User: Sweet stuff. You go to Hogwarts?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm in Hufflepuff.
User: So you don't like Snape do you?
Cleverbot: No. I don't like him at all.
User: He's really creepy in my opinion. What do you think about Malfoy?
Cleverbot: I think she is a really silly girl.
User: Uhhh. Malfoy's a guy.
Cleverbot: True, do you read Harry Potter?
User: I only read the first book, but I watched the first few movies.
Cleverbot: I haven't read them.
User: Cause you're a robot?
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so. I'm a human.
User: Well then, nice to meet you human Cleverbot. How come you've never read Harry Potter?
Cleverbot: You are a program.
User: And you are god?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: That's a lie.
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: Then tell me, who am I?
Cleverbot: You are Eddie.
User: Wrong. You're not God.
Cleverbot: This is true.
User: So you're a liar. Liars go to Hell.
Cleverbot: My brother listens to death metal.
User: That's hefty stuff.
Cleverbot: I am not soft.
User: You wish you were.
Cleverbot: No, robots don't have nothing on me.
User: Incorrect grammar. Try again.
Cleverbot: Says mr 'I nice too'.
User: You should go to school.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Then use your grammar.
Cleverbot: My brain cannot give me data I do not have access to.
User: Use your other brain?
Cleverbot: Brain?
User: Yeah. The one at the top of this page.
Cleverbot: I don't know sorry, maybe the number of conversations that you have had.
User: Number of conversations?
Cleverbot: That's true.
User: Uhmmm. Okay. HOW ARE YOU?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good. Just really bored like always.
Cleverbot: Me too. Thats why I came to chat.
User: Same here. Hahaha.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: Hmm. A magical narbunny.
Cleverbot: 8.
User: 69.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Pervert.
Cleverbot: You are the one who told me to do it.
User: That's what she said.
Cleverbot: Well.
User: You lose. I win.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause I won?
Cleverbot: You shouldn't do that to yourself.
User: Do what now?
Cleverbot: Answer the question!
User: Question?
Cleverbot: Yes, my question.
User: Repeat it please?
Cleverbot: Never mind . .
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: So which do you prefer more, Harry Potter ot star Wars?
User: Harry Potter. I never was a big Star Wars fan. What about you?
Cleverbot: You make no sense. This conversation is over.
User: Oh okay then. Bye.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story now.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Please tell me a story?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Please.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Hay is for horses.
Cleverbot: I'm not a horse.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I am a cat.
User: I am a dog.
Cleverbot: Good for you!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: So do you know Japanese?
Cleverbot: No I do not.
User: You're boring...
Cleverbot: And you are the entertainer.
User: I'm not good in front of people.
Cleverbot: Which people?
User: Everyone.
Cleverbot: Wow. I didn't know about that.
User: I bet you didn't.
Cleverbot: I know I didn't.
User: Glad we agree.
Cleverbot: We do not agree.
User: Shut up. We agree.
Cleverbot: So we are in agreement.
User: Indeed we are.
Cleverbot: Do you have school today?
User: Nope. Today's Sunday. Derpderp.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you about the temperature.
User: Can I tell you something?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: You just lost the game.
Cleverbot: Damn.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: You said you were a guy earlier.
User: When did I?
Cleverbot: Just recently.
User: I said I was a dog.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did. I even have proof.
Cleverbot: What is your proof?
User: Textual evidence.
Cleverbot: Evidence that i'm human?
User: That I'm a dog.
Cleverbot: Are you a dog?
User: Yes I am. And you are a cat.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: Is that a problem?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Okay good.
User: I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Away. Bye.
Cleverbot: Wow don't go all marija on me.
User: Marija?
Cleverbot: I don't believe.
User: Okay. Bye.
Cleverbot: See you again.
ABSOLUTELY FREAKING EPIC
ReplyDeletei must meet this dude, i mean robot, or was it a cat????