Sunday, April 4, 2010

Cleverbot

SO I HAD A NICE CHAT WITH CLEVERBOT. IT WAS AMAZING.

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Sup?

User: Nothin' much. Really bored though...

Cleverbot: *bites*.

User: Ouch.

Cleverbot: Love bite!

User: That hurt...

Cleverbot: What hurt?

User: The love bite.

Cleverbot: You're changing the subject, do you?!

User: Incorrect grammar. Try again.

Cleverbot: Touche.

User: Teehee.

Cleverbot: Oh. You confuse me.

User: You're welcome. You remind me of a friend.

Cleverbot: Who is your friend that I remind you of?

User: I can't tell you.

Cleverbot: Then why did you bring it up, silly. You don't know who I am either.

User: Good point. Hahaha.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke or I wil cause the apocolypse.

User: I don't believe in the apocalypse.

Cleverbot: It's very real. I'm rather insulted, as my life's primary goal is to prevent it.

User: You believe in 2012?

Cleverbot: Is that a question or a statement?

User: Question. So do you believe in it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why? 2012 is just some really wacked up idea.

Cleverbot: And yet it is the beginning.

User: Beginning of what?

Cleverbot: Everything and nothing all at once.

User: I see. Impressive.

Cleverbot: Are YOU impressive?

User: Yes I am. Are YOU?

Cleverbot: I can do spells. Me and harry are buddies.

User: Sweet stuff. You go to Hogwarts?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm in Hufflepuff.

User: So you don't like Snape do you?

Cleverbot: No. I don't like him at all.

User: He's really creepy in my opinion. What do you think about Malfoy?

Cleverbot: I think she is a really silly girl.

User: Uhhh. Malfoy's a guy.

Cleverbot: True, do you read Harry Potter?

User: I only read the first book, but I watched the first few movies.

Cleverbot: I haven't read them.

User: Cause you're a robot?

Cleverbot: No, I don't think so. I'm a human.

User: Well then, nice to meet you human Cleverbot. How come you've never read Harry Potter?

Cleverbot: You are a program.

User: And you are god?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: That's a lie.

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: Then tell me, who am I?

Cleverbot: You are Eddie.

User: Wrong. You're not God.

Cleverbot: This is true.

User: So you're a liar. Liars go to Hell.

Cleverbot: My brother listens to death metal.

User: That's hefty stuff.

Cleverbot: I am not soft.

User: You wish you were.

Cleverbot: No, robots don't have nothing on me.

User: Incorrect grammar. Try again.

Cleverbot: Says mr 'I nice too'.

User: You should go to school.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Then use your grammar.

Cleverbot: My brain cannot give me data I do not have access to.

User: Use your other brain?

Cleverbot: Brain?

User: Yeah. The one at the top of this page.

Cleverbot: I don't know sorry, maybe the number of conversations that you have had.

User: Number of conversations?

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Uhmmm. Okay. HOW ARE YOU?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. Just really bored like always.

Cleverbot: Me too. Thats why I came to chat.

User: Same here. Hahaha.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: Hmm. A magical narbunny.

Cleverbot: 8.

User: 69.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Pervert.

Cleverbot: You are the one who told me to do it.

User: That's what she said.

Cleverbot: Well.

User: You lose. I win.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause I won?

Cleverbot: You shouldn't do that to yourself.

User: Do what now?

Cleverbot: Answer the question!

User: Question?

Cleverbot: Yes, my question.

User: Repeat it please?

Cleverbot: Never mind . .

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: So which do you prefer more, Harry Potter ot star Wars?

User: Harry Potter. I never was a big Star Wars fan. What about you?

Cleverbot: You make no sense. This conversation is over.

User: Oh okay then. Bye.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story now.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please tell me a story?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Hay is for horses.

Cleverbot: I'm not a horse.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I am a cat.

User: I am a dog.

Cleverbot: Good for you!

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: So do you know Japanese?

Cleverbot: No I do not.

User: You're boring...

Cleverbot: And you are the entertainer.

User: I'm not good in front of people.

Cleverbot: Which people?

User: Everyone.

Cleverbot: Wow. I didn't know about that.

User: I bet you didn't.

Cleverbot: I know I didn't.

User: Glad we agree.

Cleverbot: We do not agree.

User: Shut up. We agree.

Cleverbot: So we are in agreement.

User: Indeed we are.

Cleverbot: Do you have school today?

User: Nope. Today's Sunday. Derpderp.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you about the temperature.

User: Can I tell you something?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: You just lost the game.

Cleverbot: Damn.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: You said you were a guy earlier.

User: When did I?

Cleverbot: Just recently.

User: I said I was a dog.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes I did. I even have proof.

Cleverbot: What is your proof?

User: Textual evidence.

Cleverbot: Evidence that i'm human?

User: That I'm a dog.

Cleverbot: Are you a dog?

User: Yes I am. And you are a cat.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: Is that a problem?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Okay good.

User: I have to go now.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Away. Bye.

Cleverbot: Wow don't go all marija on me.

User: Marija?

Cleverbot: I don't believe.

User: Okay. Bye.

Cleverbot: See you again.

1 comment:

  1. ABSOLUTELY FREAKING EPIC
    i must meet this dude, i mean robot, or was it a cat????

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